Watch Out Martha.

Some cupcakes I made on Sunday.

I'm going to be the next Martha. I'm gonna be exactly like her. Except I'm going to smile more and have a personality. And I'm not gonna do illegal stock market deals. And I'm not gonna wear prison ponchos (they do nothing for my figure.) And I'm not going to sell dish towels at KMart. But I'm going to be EXACTLY like her one day.

One CRAZY Night.

I may or may not have a friend that works in radiology. She (or he) may or may not have recently given a few of friends some free scans. Don't ask me why?? It was a crazy idea. We may or may not have seen our kidneys, thyroids, and pancreases (Oh My). As to not get the scanner in trouble, remember that this all happened ALLEGEDLY. For that reason I am using small text to be more DISCREET. It may or may not have been 3:30 in the morning. And so that noone has any proof that this happened I am NOT posting ANY pictures.
Except for this one.

And this one.

Oh and this one too.

I hope noone finds out about this. If this info is leaked I will refuse to speak to the media or press; all calls can be directed to my publicist.