Tough Stuff. Lesson Learned.

1. Note to self: when stopping at a stoplight behind someone, leave a good mile in between you and that car, or else that car just might throw it in reverse and hit you. Note to 'throw it in reverse' lady: after you ram into my front bumper, please don't ask me for directions.

2. Note to self: practice crow pose BEFORE going to yoga class and faceplanting it on the hardwood floor. Yes, there were 40+ people in the room. And yes, the instructor did make fun of the thud I made over the loud speaker. And yes, I had the sense to go get a hot dog after class to re-find my zen.

3. Note to self: When you start your car and get out to scrape off the ice, don't forget to pull up your car's emergency break when parking on a hill. Because you may or may not have found yourself running along side your car one day this week in order to hurry and jump in to stop it.

4. Note to the person that hit my car at the gym leaving a giant scrape and taking off without a word: If you go to Zumba, I'm pretty sure my team is going to crush yours in the next dance-off. FACE.

5. Note to US Weekly: Why didn't I get my issue this week? After all that's happened, I really need my issue next week or I might have a gossip-deprived Nervy B*

And finally, we can end on a positive note:

6. Note to my new dentist: Asking me if I wanted a gold tooth instead of a regular 'ole white filling made my week, and almost made me cry a tear of joy... How did he know how much I love Lil' Wayne?

*(a nervous breakdown, guys)

Nothing Like a Bowling Bash at the Ritz

Happy Birthday Friend!

Some were focused more on Apolo Anton Ohno than getting a strike or a spare. No, Apolo wasn't at our bowling party, he had other plans. In Vancouver. But we were watching the 'lympics in between turns.

Ice Skating!

Getting A Little Push...

Look at those synchronized sister moves...Simply Amazing...

If Only They Had A Sisters Category in the Olympics...

Stopping For a Minute to Put Out the Vibe...

Before Landing My Triple Axel...

And we may or may not have crashed a winter dance afterwards...

Little Giggle Monster

Christmas in Cancun...Why Did I Ever Leave?

Mayan ruins in Tulum...

Ahh...the beach...

Santa even brought us candy-filled sombreros Christmas morning!

So much guacamole...so little time...Oh, and churros, and diet coke, and fajitas, and more diet coke, and...did I mention it was all-inclusive??

We tried to go to a bull fight...except we went on the wrong day...oops...That's what we get for not speaking fluent Spanish...

Feliz Navidad!

A Christmas miracle...

A Christmas miracle came in the mail yesterday...My new US Weekly magazine. I had a lapse in my subscription for a while, and I felt so out of touch. But now, it's back!

Better Late Than Never...Halloween PICS!!

It was only natural that I went at Kourtney Kardashian...

...Wouldn't be Halloween if I didn't go as my favorite celeb...

"Can't answer the phone because your hands are TRAPPED in a REAL blanket??!" Then a Snuggie is in order...Gotta love this blue one! They sure come in handy...

Guess word got out that a Kardashian was at the party...the party was shut down. Oh well...until next year...